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Published September 29, 2009 Browns have the rest of the NFL right where they want 'em!
The degree of ineptitude displayed by the Browns in the first three games of the season is very disheartening for fans of the team and fans of football alike. The problems from the second half of last year – which would of course be the lack of touchdowns scored by the offense (1 being the number of said TD’s) – have lingered, come to fruition and gained steam, snowballing into a pressure packed explosive object of sorts ready to unleash its furious offensive destruction upon the entire NFL. It is all part of the secretive nature of Eric Mangini that was passed down to him and all of the other Belichick cronies: Let the acute secrecy of your team aggravate and baffle your opponents, critics, fans, etc. so much that they have no choice but to bow down before you in awe of your genius and hand you championship after championship! What better way to carry out such a plan than to present your team as the consensus pick for the most pathetic, disheveled team in the League. Let a never-ending QB controversy spearhead the lack of direction of the team. And (of course!) make sure the biggest weapons on your team are under utilized even if one of them seems to be back in Pro Bowl form after discovering he is very capable of catching a football. It’s all part of a larger plan that will remain unseen to most until the time is right. Because nobody could really be as bad as the Browns have seemed over the last ten or so football games. Honestly. There is a real football team within the bowels of Cleveland waiting to make itself visible to the general public. What needs to be done to bring this beastly force out into the open for all to look upon with fear and reverence? Will the master plan somehow materialize this weekend? The people want answers in the form of competitive football. Humor the people.
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